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So there is some Buzz around American Idol as they gear up for the upcoming season. Got me thinking about the best performances on the show’s history. Now, I didn’t watch the first few seasons, but have been hooked for the majority of the show’s run at this point. I am 100% sure that I will leave out your favorite song (Fantasia and Clay never really did it for me and I turned in my Soul Patrol membership card long ago)…so leave it in the comments!
Honorable Mentions:
Carly Smithson – everything from her…I loved her!
Chris Sligh – “Typical”
Constantine Maroulis – “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Jason Castro – “Hallelujah”
Blake Lewis – “Somewhere Only We Know”
10) Jordin Sparks – “A Broken Wing” – Completely unexpected excellence
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9) Kelly Clarkson – “Stuff Like That There” – Nobody has embraced a theme week quite like her!
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David Archuleta – “Imagine” – I was never a big Archuleta fan, but this was powerful.
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7) Jennifer Hudson – “Circle of Life” – She’s incredible!
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6) David Cook – “Hello” – I’m a huge fan of this underdog winner!
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5) Adam Lambert – “Mad World” – This upped the game for every performance on the show moving forward.
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4) Lakisha Jones – “And I’m Telling You” – She OWNED that stage and that song!
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3) Carrie Underwood – “Alone” – The ultimate “chick rock” song done with tiny country twang and it WORKS!
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2) Kris Allen – “Heartless” – Kris won over America when he performed this song, delivering a better version than Kanye West or The Fray could ever imagine.
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1) Chris Daughtry – “Hemmorhage (In My Hands)” – Simply put, this was the single-biggest star-cementing performance I’ve seen on the show. At this moment, it was clear to me that we were looking at the genesis of a rock god. For me, no performance on the show has delivered the goods like this one.
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One of our company’s interns reminds me of the illicit love child of Bill S. Preston (Esquire) and Ted (Theodore) Logan. I made him watch this today. The scary part – he was born AFTER one of my all-time favorite movies was released and that made me feel extremely old.
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NOTE FROM MIKE: If you ever doubted my ability to blog down-the-middle, here ya go. As I presented last week, I bleed Orioles orange and black. And here I go, posting an ode to the hated Yankees! I feel a little dirty about it, but Meghan’s good people and I’m an equal-opportunity blogger. And definitely check out her MumboJumbo blog, link below! Always a good read!
Check out more Declarations of Fandependence here. And send me yours at michaelgschaffer@gmail.com.
So read Meghan’s story of falling for the New York Yankees! (grumble, grumble)
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Declaration of Fandependence: New York Yankees
Guest Blog by Meghan Butler
I have a confession to make. Long before I ever entered Yankee Stadium and caught Jeter-Fever. Before I saw the power of the pinstripes and knew the history of the Bronx Bombers, I was ….

The Day Meghan Became a Yankees Fan
…a Mets fan.
I know. I’ve been told many times that you “can’t switch teams!!” but let me explain: I am a New York fan through and through. One of my first professional photo shoots as a 6-month-old was in full Giants Regalia (yes everyone thought I was a boy, that’s what you get for being the only girl in a family of four kids). Whenever I was asked to name my MLB team, I’d say, “I’m a New York fan but in the Subway Series, I’m a Mets girl.” How could I not be? I am a big fan of going against the grain if only for the hell of it and it seems that everyone in the Tri-State area is a Yankees fan – even if they can’t name more than a few players on the team. Although, some to think of it, unless you live under a rock, the NYC metropolitan area is Yankee-Central, but I digress.
Anyway, my Yankees fandom started one year on my birthday. My best friend (a Mets fan) was able to get free tickets to a Yankees game and being a recent college grad, I was not about to turn down free anything.
What came next was a spiritual sports fan awakening. Walking into the House that Ruth Built, the excitement was palpable and the history that was seemingly infused into the concrete walls of the stadium was undeniable. In a sea of blue and white, I stood

"Robbie Cano hit that homer because he wanted to jog around the bases. Because, you know, he’s so lazy." - Mike Axisa FiverAveBlues (http://riveraveblues.com/2009/07/game-99-spillover-thread-15102/)
a little straighter and walked with a bit more pride under my borrowed Number 2 jersey.
I don’t remember who the Yanks were playing, but it wasn’t the Mets so I obviously rooted for the Yankees that game. Sitting up in the third tier over home plate, I’ve never felt more proud to be a New Yorker in my life. And I also realized that the Yankees were my team.
I realize that there are many things to criticize about the team. They spend an un-godly amount of money. Their players may or may not use steroids. Said players may or may not have dated a certain Queen of Pop at some point. But I can honestly say, once you go Yanks, you never go back. They’re just an amazing source of history and pride. I’ve been to the new stadium a handful of times and visited the museum. It gives me goosey-pimples to see the signatures of all the MLB greats – DiMaggio, Mantle, Ruth. These are the guys who made baseball an American past-time. If you hate the Yankees, that’s fine, I get it –I used to too. And believe me, I know Yankee Stadium is expensive. I absolutely hate paying $12 for a BudLite. However, you have to respect them for being one of the best teams throughout baseball history. This season is a perfect example. To go from a mediocre season peppered with tabloid scandals to an 8-game winning streak and placing first, 2 ½ games ahead of their rivals, the Red Sox is nothing short of amazing.
So scorn me if you must, I won’t hold it against you but the Yankees are my team and I’ll gladly pay $75 for a ticket to see them whoop the Red Sox this season. Afterall, if Teixiera is allowed to hop from the Red Sox to the Yankees, switching my Declaration of Fandependence from the Mets to the Yankees isn’t so bad.
Meghan is a Marketing Coordinator in New York. She graduated with her degree in Journalism from SUNY New Paltz and is a rabid sports fan. Find her at her personal blog, MegsMumboJumbo or on Twitter @meghanbutler
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Here’s a look and one-line synopsis on each member of the roster, as we roll towards the trading deadline.
Pitchers:
Matt Albers – Young guy, acquired in a trade…solid middle reliever
Danys Baez – TRADE BAIT!
Brian Bass – Bullpen MVP, don’t lose him!
Brad Bergeson – Where did this guy come from? Should be 2nd or 3rd starter next year.
Jason Berken – Young, disappointing, but seems to have had bad luck.
Jeremy Guthrie – Discouraging year so far, but looks to be slowly regaining form
David Hernandez – He’s improved every start…something good going on here!
Rich Hill – Well, he’s hurt. Horrible, horrible year.
(Bonus: Chris Tillman – The Future is Now! Top prospect scheduled to start Wednesday!!!!! – Rotation includes Tillman, Hernandez and Bergeson, with Matusz and Arrieta on the way!)
Jim Johnson – Main set-up guy…could be the closer down the line.
Cla Meredith – So far, so good for the newest acquisition. I hated losing Salazar, but there wasn’t much for him to do in Baltimore. Coming off the bench for an NL team is the way to go for the versatile player.
George Sherrill – Dear Andy MacPhail, Getting Sherrill in the Erik Bedard trade was genius. He’s been an All-Star, dominant closer for the club for two years. However, his greatest value to the team right now is as part of a trade bringing back a young 3B and a prospect or three. You specialize in making teams overpay for players at their peak, just beginning to slide downhill. Do it again! Love, Mike.
Catchers
Matt Wieters – His bat has started to heat up and he looks more comfortable at and behind the plate. The kid is showing why he belongs.
Greg Zaun – Zaunie’s name has popped up in trade rumors, especially with his bat heating up playing twice a week. I’d prefer that he stays, but if there is an unrefusable offer…
Infielders
Robert Andino – Keep this guy! He’s on the way up. Looked solid filling in for Izturis.
Aubrey Huff – I’m sure 93% of the phone calls into the Warehouse involve Mr. Huff. He should be a part of this team for several more years. Even if he doesn’t like Baltimore all that much.
Caesar Izturis – He’s the starter. Keep him. He hasn’t been outstanding, though.
Melvin Mora – It’s been widely rumored that he isn’t coming back next year after nearly a decade in Charm City. Try to trade him to a contender, maybe paired with Sherrill?
Brian Roberts – Heart and soul of the team. B-Rob’s been better after the break, and I feel a tear coming on.
Ty Wigginton – His versatility makes him a key member of the roster. He can play all 4 infield positions and hit pretty darn well.
Outfielders/DH
Adam Jones – Superstar in the making. He’s a beast. Needs to fine-tune his fielding, but that’s nitpicking.
Nick Markakis – Becoming much more of an offensive leader this season. He’s a 25 HR/ 120 RBI guy. He just signed a long-term deal and started a foundation.
Felix Pie – The most curious case since Benjamin Button…but what do you DO with this guy? His fielding and hitting have come around lately with more playing time. He’s a 4th outfielder…and that appears to be his ceiling for the time being.
Nolan Reimold – The Buzz Man-Crush! (go to the search bar, and look for man crush…you’ll find it!) What a great rookie year for the kid. After an absolute torrid start, he slowed down, but over the past week or so, he’s been hitting much better and stealing some bases, too. Reimold, Jones, Markakis is the infield for several years.
Luke Scott – Luke is a LF/DH on a team that has LF set for a long time. Thus, he’s primarily a DH. The good thing is that the DH role can be passed around, giving the team maximum flexibility, since they aren’t hiding a bad fielder in the slot. He probably has high trade value, but should stay in Baltimore.
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OK, all that being said, here are the names I consider “on the block:”
- Baez
- Sherrill
- Mora
- Huff
- Zaun
- Pie
- Albers
Remember, you have to give quality (or at least perceived quality) to get quality.
We’re 3 days away and the Orioles are set to be players…let it ride, MacPhail! Let it ride!
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Mitch Hedburg was one of my all-time favorite comedians, even before he passed away several years ago. This isn’t meant to be a tribute to his life, but a collection of his jokes for some laughs. Pass it on, share a smile, and remember one of the true comedy greats.
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My Favorite Mitch Hedberg Joke:
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