On Day 2 of Operation 25, I weighed-in at 204 – a loss of 1 pound!
As my intern, Andrea, so helpfully reminded me, “it’s just water weight.” Thanks, kid. Big encouragement there.
Anyway, in the Operation 25 “story” there are Heroes and Villains.
We’ll talk about Heroes later…I want to talk Villains today.
For these purposes, Villains are anything that gets in your way of healthy living (AKA – weight loss!). I figured I would list some of my Villains and hopefully help rid myself of them and their evil influence.
So…here we go:
10. My Couch – I love it, it loves me. I lay down and instantly fall asleep. I sit down and never want to get up.
9. Five Guys – Damn, you are so frickin’ tasty and affordable. I hate you. I love you. Blah.
8. Victory’s Golden Monkey – By far, my favorite beer. From calories to carbs to alcohol content, there is absolutely nothing light about it.
7. DVR – Times used to be, you’d come home, watch a show or two and go to bed. With DVR technology, I can easily watch a Law & Order: SVU from 2002. And then another. And another. WHY MUST I RECORD THE SERIES???
6. Breyer’s Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream – Since birth, my favorite ice cream brand and flavor.
5. iPhone Alarm Clock Function – Who needs a snooze button when you can set multiple alarms so easily? Not ready to get up at 6am? You can easily set one for 7:30am! And…BAM…there goes your morning workout.
4. Air Conditioning – Yes, the gym is a block away. Less, actually. But that’s several minutes in the summer heat…and I just can’t handle that this time of year.
3. Muscle Soreness – Once you start working out, your muscles are all “WTF? We’re being used!! YAY!! YAY!!! SLOW DOWN, JACKHOLE!” Then you take a few days off and the workout mojo is lost.
2. Chinese Takeout – My #1 lunch indulgence is the Honey Sesame Chicken from the Chinese stand two blocks from the office. At least I walk there and back. Right?
1. Elevators and escalators – Seriously. What other invention stops you from walking up and down a single flight of stairs?
You’ll notice I didn’t link to any brands. On purpose.
What gets in your way of fitness and healthy living?
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