A #HAPPO Poem!
A HAPPO poem
By Rob Smith
Oooohhhh yeah it time for Rob Smith to get HAPPO.
If you hire me I’ll deliver in my first year like Ravens QB Joe Flacco
When you meet me you noticed I’m very tall
Had a dream to play pro basketball
But that dream came to an end
because I couldn’t shoot, jump or defend
So I quit and focused on school
and believe me that was the smart move
This might seem strange as a upperclassmen
But I voluntarily took classes at 8 in the morning
While other students were still in bed snoring
You’ve heard all the clichés before
Everyone says they can multitask and pay attention to detail
If this was twitter I’ll type big a #FAIL
Got to stand out with all the competition today
When I get that job I won’t be acting all evil or crude
or wearing short sleeve shirts like Dwight K. Schrute
Robert E. Smith
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