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April 30, 2010

A #HAPPO Poem!

A HAPPO poem

By Rob Smith
Oooohhhh yeah it time for Rob Smith to get HAPPO.

If you hire me I’ll deliver in my first year like Ravens QB Joe Flacco

When you meet me you noticed I’m very tall

Had a dream to play pro basketball

But that dream came to an end

because I couldn’t shoot, jump or defend

So I quit and focused on school

and believe me that was the smart move

This might seem strange as a upperclassmen

But I voluntarily took classes at 8 in the morning

While other students were still in bed snoring

You’ve heard all the clichés before

Everyone says they can multitask and pay attention to detail

If this was twitter I’ll type big a #FAIL

Got to stand out with all the competition today

When I get that job I won’t be acting all evil or crude

or wearing short sleeve shirts like Dwight K. Schrute

Robert E. Smith

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