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Inspired by Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck…” routine, I took to Twitter yesterday to have some fun with us “social media people” and those who are not as fantastic as we are. [dickish statement intended for humor only.]
Let me be clear by saying that there is nothing wrong with not being a “social media person.” NOTHING. I love non-social media people. In fact, you’ll notice I took some shots at my own kind in here.
But, man, was this fun.
Here are my one-liners and then some of the others that my friends came up with. Leave your suggestions in the comments section below…at the request of Jeff Esposito, there may be a video coming soon…
- If you sign a Facebook comment… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you like your own status updates… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you call Twitter “The Tweeter”… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson cc @JGoldsborough
- If you think Tumblr is a mascot for the Olympic gymnastics team… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you think Hootsuite is a pig farmer’s call… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you love Facebook because Farmville is the best game ever made… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you think South By Southwest is how you fly from Boston to Baltimore… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson (NOTE: this one is my favorite)
- If you think you actually have a rich, dead foreign cousin who left you a billion dollars… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you don’t know where 10 free WiFi hotspots by your home and office are… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you ever leave your house without your laptop AND mobile chargers (bonus points for tablets)… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you actually remember birthdays and don’t rely on Facebook’s friendly reminder… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you hate Twitter because “I don’t need to know when someone goes to the bathroom…” #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you see crazy stuff happening and you use your phone to actually call for help instead of taking video… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you use the term “viral video” without throwing up inside a bit… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you apply for a job and think you won’t be Googled, Facebooked, etc BEFORE your interview… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson #HAPPO
- If you don’t want to be the mayor of your house, office, pub, airport, train station and parents’ house… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you think @mashable is how you describe a soft potato… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
- If you don’t use “epic” “awesome” and “fail” in casual real-life conversation… #YouMayNotBeASocialMediaPerson
And some of the best from other people:
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